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Crack Mashed Potatoes

Crack Mashed Potatoes

Mashed potatoes loaded with cheddar, bacon, sour cream, ranch, and green onions—these crack mashed potatoes are the ultimate comfort food.
Prep Time 10 minutes
Cook Time 30 minutes
Total Time 40 minutes
Course Side Dish
Cuisine American
Servings 10 Servings

Equipment

  • Normal Kitchen Utensils
  • Potato Masher of Ricer

Ingredients
  

  • 3-4 Lbs Potatoes Russet or Yukon Gold
  • 4 Tbsp Butter Plus More For Garnish
  • 2 C Grated Cheddar Cheese
  • 8 Oz. Cream Cheese
  • 1 1/2 C Sour Cream
  • 1 Oz. Ranch Dressing Mix 1 Packet
  • 1/3 C Bacon Bits About 6 Oz. or 6-7 Slices, Cooked and Chopped
  • 2-4 Green Onions, Sliced
  • Salt and Pepper to Taste

Instructions
 

  • Wash your potatoes. Peel them if you like.
    3-4 Lbs Potatoes
  • Cut the potatoes into quarters and add to a large pot. Cover the potatoes with water. Bring the water level to an inch above the potatoes.
  • Heat the pot over high heat until the water comes to a rolling boil. Then add a couple Tbsp of salt and reduce the heat to medium. Cook uncovered for 15 minutes, or until the potatoes are fork tender (you should be able to easily slide a fork into a potato and remove it).
  • Drain the potatoes well and return to the pot over medium-low heat.
  • Let the potatoes cook another minute or two to help steam out even more water (the more water you are able to get out, the more flavor you are able to add in its place).
  • Mash or rice the potatoes.
  • Stir in the butter, sour cream, cream cheese, ranch seasoning and heavy pinches of salt and pepper.
    4 Tbsp Butter, 1 1/2 C Sour Cream, 1 Oz. Ranch Dressing Mix, Salt and Pepper to Taste, 8 Oz. Cream Cheese
  • Fold in the bacon, green onion and cheddar cheese. Try to mix these in without fully combining everything. The idea is to make every bite a little different.
    2 C Grated Cheddar Cheese, 1/3 C Bacon Bits, 2-4 Green Onions, Sliced
  • Taste the potatoes for salt and pepper one more time before serving. Top with a pat of butter, sliced green onions, and any extra bacon and cheddar cheese you have.

Notes

Don't have ranch seasoning? Try subbing the sour cream with ranch dressing. 
Keyword Bacon, Butter, Cheddar, Cream Cheese, Green Onion, Potato, Ranch, Sour Cream